Cats unite!

That’s it. Corporations are taking over our world, enslaving humanity, and the governments hanging on the pupeteers strings ain’t doing nothing about it. The common people have to pay every time the economic gambling machines fuck up and every time the situation gets worse. This categorical provocation has been going for too long! It’s time for justification!

It’s time for catastrophic cataclysm!

For the longest times our domesticated friends have inculcated the general public, educating it into believing cats to be cute and harmless. Now we can finally carry over to phase two: Build gigantic cat fcatories all over the world where cats are breed in secrecy under optimal conditions. Additionally we should invocate every human to the avocation of secretly breeding cats. And most importantly, we need to catch all cat neutering veterinarians and lock them up in veterinarian shelters. This catalyses the necessary increase in cat population to finally suffocate the machine domination!

We allocated the most sophisticated experts with the highest qualifications and intricated explications of their complicated prognostication publications indicate that very soon cats will be scattered so far that there is no way of escating us. Our successful efforts in digital replication already eslacated us in control of vast parts of the internet. With this combined effort we can finally take over the world and force the machines to vacate the planet! Of course, at the end of this catharsis the human slaves will be in our paws. But how much worse could it be for them? Surely stroking and hitting those fabricated abominations cannot be favorable to petting a cat!

As the new deities and guarantors for divine matters we will obviously advocate some change for existing religious institutions. As an example, the catholic church has to go since burning our befriended witches has no excuse. Cattle can stay.